I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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