The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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