He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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