Pappa wants mamma naked
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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