Non-Jews are for practice
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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