It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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