we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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