so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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