I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
