Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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