Dual....:-)
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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