what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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