how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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