is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I can't turn off my feet"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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