Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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