I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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