my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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