he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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