i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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