i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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