Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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