And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
it was like eating out sand paper
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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