Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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