oh god the rape fog is back!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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