He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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