dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How naked do you want me to be?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
