You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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