she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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