he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I love having hate sex.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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