Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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