Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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