hotel room ftw
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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