therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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