Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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