so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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