batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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