It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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