I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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