Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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