I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
