Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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