she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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