i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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