this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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