Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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