i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Houston, we have a blender
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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