Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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