How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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