I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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