It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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