Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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