Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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