I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
